As we all know the Mega Millions Lottery jackpot was estimated at $640 million. Here are 5 inappropriate things I would do if I was the lucky guy to win it all.
1. Surgically increase the size of my member to an absurd size. I’m talking a two-foot minimum.
2. Buy slaves. Need help around the house? They’ve got it.
3. Fill a pool with beer. This idea seems fool proof.
4. Make naked-girl oil wrestling a national sport with teams in nearly every major city. We will
broadcast games on ESPN, CBS, and ABC.
broadcast games on ESPN, CBS, and ABC.
5. Exterminate the state of Montana. Nobody lives there anyway right?
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