Monday, 9 April 2012
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Top 5 Inappropriate Things I Would Do if I Won the Mega Millions: What Would You Do?

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As we all know the Mega Millions Lottery jackpot was estimated at $640 million. Here are 5 inappropriate things I would do if I was the lucky guy to win it all.

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1. Surgically increase the size of my member to an absurd size.  I’m talking a two-foot minimum.
2. Buy slaves.  Need help around the house?  They’ve got it.
3. Fill a pool with beer.  This idea seems fool proof.
4. Make naked-girl oil wrestling a national sport with teams in nearly every major city.  We will
broadcast games on ESPN, CBS, and ABC.
5. Exterminate the state of Montana.  Nobody lives there anyway right?

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