Let’s face it – we’ve all had our share of embarrassing moments. Just
be thankful that none of them were as humiliating (and hilarious!) as
these:
"A mother was taking a shower when her2 year old
son came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper. Although
he made a mess, he looked adorable, so she ran for my camera and took a
few shots. They came out so well that she had copies made and included
one with each of their Christmas cards. Days later, a relative called
about the picture, laughing hysterically, and suggesting that she take a
closer look. Puzzled, the mother stared at the photo and was shocked to
discover that in addition to her son, she had captured her reflection
in the mirror wearing nothing but a camera!"
"A woman and her sister were at the mall and
passed by a store that sold a variety of nuts. As they were looking at
the display case, the boy behind the counter asked if they needed any
help. The woman replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts." The sister
started to laugh hysterically, the boy grinned, and she turned beet red
and walked away."
"A lady picked up several items at a discount
store. When she finally got up to the checker, she learned that one of
her items had no price tag. Imagine her embarrassment when the checker
got on the intercom and boomed out for the entire store to hear, ‘PRICE
CHECK ON LANE THIRTEEN, TAMPAX, SUPER SIZE." That was bad enough, but
somebody at the rear of the store apparently misunderstood the word
'Tampax' for ‘THUMBTACKS.’ In a businesslike tone, a voice boomed back
over the intercom: ‘DO YOU WANT THE KIND YOU PUSH IN WITH YOUR THUMB OR
THE KIND YOU POUND IN WITH A HAMMER?’
An introvert went to bar and spots a pretty
looking woman sitting on the stool. He mustered all his courage for long
time, then timidly approached and asked her, "Ma’ am, would be OK if
sit here and talk with you?" She was alert, suspecting this man, and
responds by yelling, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" Customers in
the bar started staring at them. The embarrassed guy quickly returns to
his table dejected and ashamed. The young woman waits a little and then
goes to the guy to apologize. With a smile on her face she says, "I am
sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I am a college student in
psychiatry and I am putting together a thesis as to how people react to
embarrassing moments." The cunning guy now yells loudly, "What do you
mean by $500?"
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